Posts Tagged ‘Transcendence’

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I direct your attention to a philosophical miracle unfolding right under your very noses! Are you feeling unappreciated? Out of sorts? Are you no longer in phase with your friends, family, or perhaps the entire society?
Then you need a change. A transformation. A chrysalis with which to surround yourself in order to change you from a misfit caterpillar into a beautiful but ferocious Death’s-Head Moth.
Yes, you too can become a Supervillain. You can embrace the evil and rage that you know is in your heart and turn it outward in a beam of creativity that withers your enemies like grapes in a raisin factory.
I give you… Overlord’s 30 Days of Evil! Overlord has chosen to gift those who are interested with a simple, 30-step program to transmogrify yourself into the Supervillain you know you were born to be. She covers all the basics, From Self-definition and discovery, to attire, resisting negative peer pressure, and More!
So surf over and start your change now! Overlord’s 30 Days of Evil is nearly half over, so catch up or the guy down the block will build a doomsday device before you do!
(This has been a message from the Secret Association of Villainous Endeavors. S.A.V.E. endorses the work of Overlord so long as it is evil. Any good that comes out of this product is merely coincidental)