Into the Dark

Supervillains are stepping from the comic book page to the real world now.  Apparel and accessory salespersons are on the lookout for a Catwoman-themed serial thief in New York City. And I specifically say from the comic book page because nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around. OK, I take that back. Nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around committing crimes. She can run around rubbing herself against the furniture all she wants, she just can’t go outside with that bastardized backstory they made up for her. Bad kitty.

Take the story with a grain of salt, though. Because it claims that the second robbery involved the woman disguised in a burqa. Yes, I said a burqa. How the hell can they tell that it’s the same woman? Maybe she took off the veil at the end and showed her cat mask. It’s what a supervillain would do.