Into the Dark

(This has been a message from the Secret Association of Villainous Endeavors. S.A.V.E. endorses the work of Overlord so long as it is evil. Any good that comes out of this product is merely coincidental)

Do you crave brains? Do you have a foul body odor from decomposing flesh? Is your tan line different shades of putrid green? Well, if you live are in the Seattle area you might want to come on down to the Zombie Walk on the 4th of July! It’s a totally dead scene, catering to undead of all walks of life death, from the everyday shambling horror to the partying son-of-a-lich. Follow the link, get your ghoulish duds ready, and prepare for the time of your unlife!

I have found it.  No Super villain could have come up with a more simple, yet in-your-face way of collecting raw hatred than the site I have found. Having problems? Angry with someone? Pissed at the world? Well, here’s what you can do.

Rant about it. Go to Project RANT and spew your acidic hatred on their contact page, or call their hot-line, or even rant on craigslist, because they use it as a resource. They collect the rants (And presumably the hatred that comes with them, since you always feel better after a good rant; the hate has to go somewhere…) and post them, or, if your rant pleases whatever dark gods they worship, make them into videos. Angry videos. To spread your rage more effectively across the world.

Such a good plan. Too bad they came up with it before I could. Here’s an example to warm your heart… I mean boil your blood.

Hey,You! you with the counter-culture sensibilities and flair for the dramatic. Have you ever considered evil as a personal credo? Have you considered Henchmannery, or, dare I say it, full Supervillainy as a career? Well, you’re new to the scene, so you might want to check out Hate You Forever: How to Channel Your Rage Into Effective Supervillainy.

It’s Ghostwritten by some ordinary guy, but dictated by King Oblivion, PhD, the co-founder of the International Society of Supervillains. It’s chock full of know-how, from a villain who cares. Or at least who wants to spread his evil. Currently it’s only available in Print on Demand, but will soon be available through Amazon.com, they say. You won’t just be gathering knowledge for yourself, you’ll be putting money into the hands of a villain who knows how to use it.

So the next time a doomsday device is unveiled, or a weather control machine threatens to bury Hawaii in ice, you’ll be able to say, “I had a hand in that,” and then steal the idea for your own future plots.