4 Stabs out of 5!
Greetings, Henchmen!
What? Get it? Volves? Bah, my humor is lost on you. At least Overlord appreciates me. You’ll hear her voicemail and see what I mean.
This episode concentrates on some movies and Television with Villainous or Dark themes. Specifically:
and The Gates
Check them all out, and see if you agree with my assessment.
And enjoy the musical interludes. Yes, 2 of them!
So Dance!
And Stay Evil!
So the FBI seems to have flipped a gasket. They sent a demand to Wikipedia to remove the FBI Seal from their encyclopedia entry on the FBI.
Let me repeat myself. The FBI is saying Wikipedia’s FBI entry should not have the FBI Seal in it. The FBI is citing (Badly) a law regarding fraudulent use of insignia. Wikipedia very intelligently pointed out that the article is only for informational purposes, and not for fraud, and that Encyclopedia Britannica’s entry on the FBI has the seal, as well. It looks like the FBI is being hard-headed about this, and it may even reach court.
So if you have a Blog, I suggest you mention this article, and specifically note that:
THIS AGENCY
is bullying THIS ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA
And you think that it sucks.
This villain supports Wikipedia fully in this. I use the site often to look up things. And having access to a few official seals can be very useful. Muhuhahahahahaha!!!!
Now I want to see this!
Due to an unforeseen conflict in the site software, The actual episode never went out on the feed. So to fix this, here is Episode 067 – Goin’ GaGa (Part 1) in its entirety.
A key factor to being a supervillain is having a grand persona. This can be easy or hard, depending on how grand, and how well-defined your persona is. For example, This so-called “Barefoot Bandit” will have it rough. Stealing planes is hard, and I can only assume that doing it barefoot is much more difficult. The Press has given this man a persona that will be tough to live up to.
But fear not, if you are similarly saddled with a persona larger than you can live up to, you can always blame the Press for giving you the name, or fall back on technicalities. For example, imagine my chagrin the first time someone called me out when I was having issues with my programs. “LOL, aren’t you the Computer King?” the cretin basically said. My current defense to this is that a computer is specifically the hardware of a machine, whereas its software can have problems and issues that are beyond my normal purview. Now I can deflect such sophomoric attempts to lower my status without having to stoop to satellite-guided laser arrays, as I had to back then. LOL, indeed.
Supervillains are stepping from the comic book page to the real world now. Apparel and accessory salespersons are on the lookout for a Catwoman-themed serial thief in New York City. And I specifically say from the comic book page because nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around. OK, I take that back. Nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around committing crimes. She can run around rubbing herself against the furniture all she wants, she just can’t go outside with that bastardized backstory they made up for her. Bad kitty.
Take the story with a grain of salt, though. Because it claims that the second robbery involved the woman disguised in a burqa. Yes, I said a burqa. How the hell can they tell that it’s the same woman? Maybe she took off the veil at the end and showed her cat mask. It’s what a supervillain would do.
